Audited By The Anubis

<h4>AUDITED BY A MONSTER-sounds awful right?</h4><p>I knew I shouldn't have opened my door but when a seven-foot descendant of a death god comes calling you answer.</p><p>Especially if this Anubis is from the government but I don't have anything to hide from the IRS.</p><p>Right?</p><p><em>Right?!</em></p><p>Turns out my mom-a.k.a. my business accountant-does.</p><p>Now every time I turn around he's there.</p><p>Assessing.</p><p>Advising.</p><p>Arousing me until I can't think straight.</p><p>But I don't need a stranger to fix my problems. I'm doing just fine on my own and I swear the only thing crumbling in my life is the topping on my amazing fruit cobblers.</p><p><em>Will I let Ahnou past the defenses I've built around my heart or is my fall about to get taxing?</em></p>