Awesome Jokes That Every 5 Year Old Should Know!

<p><strong>What do you call a puppy in the rain?</strong>A soggy doggy!</p><p><strong>Why do giraffes have long necks?</strong>Because they have smelly feet!</p><p><strong>Which snack always make you jump?</strong>POP-corn!</p><p><strong>What did the wolf say when he met the little pig?</strong>Very pleased to EAT you!</p><p>Here at last: the funny jokes that every five year old needs to know from the million-selling Awesome Jokes series.</p><p>A power pack of punchlines that's sure to get grandfathers groaning mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.</p><p>They're all in here: more than a hundred classics twisted originals and brand new awesome jokes. With sixty easy-to-read pages and illustrations throughout for extra guffaws it's the perfect gift for every joke-loving five year old!</p><p>All profits from this book go to children's charities working with vulnerable children (Chances for Children) and with families facing terminal illness (Demelza Children's Hospices).</p>