Awesome Jokes That Every 9 Year Old Should Know!

<p><strong>Which dog always wins the race?</strong><em>The one with the comfortable lead!</em></p><p><strong>How do angry people tie their shoes?</strong><em>With a crossbow!</em></p><p><strong>What's big purple and smells horrible?</strong><em>A monster's bottom!</em></p><p><strong>What's the best way to buy wallpaper online?</strong><em>Just cut and paste!</em></p><p>Here at last: the funny jokes that every nine year old needs to know from the million-selling <em>Awesome Jokes</em> series. </p><p>A power pack of punchlines that's sure to get grandfathers groaning mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.</p><p>They're all in here: the classics twisted originals and brand new awesome jokes. It's easy to read with illustrations throughout for extra guffaws making this a book that kids will love from the very first page.</p><p>Give that nine year old the chance to be top dog with the smartest gags around!</p>