Bad Form

<p>The umpteenth millennial celestial changeover is forthcoming once again moving from a male</p><p>to a female God-from Mr. to Mrs. Snelling case in hand. Great! One might think this good</p><p>news-an empathetic woman in charge-but nope. Grunt! For though this change has occurred</p><p>perennially since First Creation Mrs. Snelling has recently adopted the notion that Lady</p><p>Wisdom a.k.a. Soapy has meddled too much in both Mr. Snelling's and her own previous turns</p><p>at crowing in the celestial roost. So she decides to exile Lady Wisdom. Bad Form extremely</p><p>Bad Form her male counterpart warns as he changes signage to indicate that Mrs. Snelling will</p><p>become the erstwhile proprietor of The House. Mrs. Snelling remains adamant and she hatches a</p><p>plot to kidnap Lady Wisdom (Soapy). Bad Form extremely Bad Form Mr. Snelling repeats</p><p>only to receive Mrs. Snelling's cold glare</p><p><br></p><p>Tom C. Powder Mrs. Snelling's favorite cat will head the innovative Department of New</p><p>Education which will replace both Soapy and her changeling sister Alexandra a.k.a. Pluck.</p><p>Soapy's uncle that infamous whiskey-drinking rhyme-making belly-crawling snake hatches a</p><p>counter-plot to hide Soapy in . . . Tuscaloosa Alabama U. S. A. during football season. There</p><p>he's convinced no one will ever (ever!) dream of searching out Lady Wisdom. He enlists Billy</p><p>Wise a computer science geek working at the University in Tuscaloosa who must travel to The House by jumping into a claw foot bathtub on his farm's pond. There</p><p>with good luck and good friends Billy and Soapy work with their allies Alexandra and Uncle Bogus to outwit Mrs. Snelling. But the cost might be too great for any of them. </p>