Bad Valentines

<p>Love is one of those four-letter words that people like to throw around – but sometimes love can be one of the meanest and nastiest games in town.<br><br>Here are three of the strangest love stories you have ever read.<br><br>Change of Pace – for a taste of a true Spanish fly.<br> </p><p>Wetside Story – a touching saga of love squid-things and zombie Nazi death subs.<br> </p><p>Potboiler told in a Spanish Key – breaking someone's heart can sometimes be the very last thing you will ever do.</p><p>"If Harlan Ellison Richard Matheson and Robert Bloch had a three-way sex romp in a hot tub and then a team of scientists came in and filtered out the water and mixed the leftover DNA into a test tube the resulting genetic experiment would most likely grow up into Steve Vernon." – Bookgasm</p>