Ball Peen Hammer

<p>Keane Morgan wouldn't return any of my calls or texts and I was pissed as hell about it. I didn't want to drive from Seattle to L.A. with the guy any more than he wanted to drive with me but I had no frickin' choice in the matter - at least not if I wanted to use his brother Dax's coveted parking spot at UCLA. </p><p>Okay so it turned out Keane was objectively gorgeous and fine pretty funny too. But did he have to be so damned in love with himself? I mean jeez the cocky way he flashed those dimples was just so orchestrated. And honestly what kind of guy uses the phrase baby doll with a straight face? Oh that's right: the kind of guy who's a male stripper. </p><p>Yup the cocky jerk turned out to be Seattle's answer to Magic Mike a stripper known as Ball Peen Hammer - which meant Keane Morgan was emphatically not the kind of guy I'd ever fall for. </p><p>Not. At. All. </p><p>No freakin' way. </p><p>Well until Keane convinced me to fall for him that is. </p><p>Which I did. </p><p>Hard.</p><p></p>