Bard of the Deal

<p>From award-winning reporter and author of <em>Pieces of Intelligence: The Existential Poetry of Donald H. Rumsfeld </em>comes this collection of poems mined from the interviews speeches and tweets of Republican President-elect Donald Trump.</p><p><strong>The Vicious Ones</strong></p><p>I was attacked viciously</p><p>By those women </p><p>Of course it's very hard for them</p><p>To attack me on looks </p><p>Because I'm so good looking.</p><p>But I was attacked very viciously</p><p>By those women.</p><p>--<em>August 9 2015 </em>NBC's Meet the Press</p><p>Straight from the mouth of the Donald himself this treasury of spoken poetry--not a word is changed--has been culled from nearly 30 years of interviews speeches tweets and ramblings from President-elect and billionaire Donald Trump. Since the 1980s Trump has built his verses like his casinos using only the highest quality words and phrases regardless of cost. He's run a real estate empire achieved a net worth of ten billion dollars scripted best-sellers and starred in the top-rated TV show The Apprentice. Like a colossus he bestrides the cultural world as if it were the bottle-strewn boardwalk of Atlantic City.</p><p>But until now Trump's poetry--delivered spontaneously in moments of enduring clarity--has gone unnoticed (making it the only aspect of Trump to be that way.) On a regular basis The Donald speaks tweets and hollers his verses--always without the needless restrictions of political correctness and grammar... because among world class poets there don't be no grammar there only be truth... big time!</p><p>Whether you're a Trump debunker or admirer <em>The Bard of the Deal</em> will delight shock and entertain you. So prepare to be Trumped by the ten billion dollar poetry of the ten billion dollar bard. This is the art of the poem.</p>