Barry Byclops Private Eye

'Is he dead?' asked the first head of Barry Byclops apprentice detective Joe Two-Heads and when the second one added her pennyworth Barry asked himself why Joe always asked the obvious question and when he couldn't think of a suitable answer he somehow knew that his day would probably only get worse because they were looking at what was left of their latest client but what intrigued Barry the most was the still smouldering pungent indentation in the large palm of the middle hand of Grumpy Troglodyte and when he recognised what it was he wondered how Grumpy managed to get his hands on something he'd only seen picture-graphs of and that was The Golden Razor Dragon amulet.