Barry vs The Apocalypse

Introducing Barry Glick a middle-aged Superhero with Super-Speed Super-Strength and a mullet. He thought hed retired twenty years ago ... Now in his mid-forties after years of apathy selfishness and using his X-Ray-Vision on lottery scratch-offs Barry Glick is once again goaded into action when a Homeland Security agent disappears. Barry is reluctant to relinquish his simple life of frozen pizza and fruity beers but when his sidekicks redheaded sister is involved he weakens as much as that other guy around Kryptonite. Barry stumbles into a situation much more dire than a simple kidnapping; he uncovers a massive conspiracy to collapse the worlds financial system and bring about a modern day Apocalypse. And hes the only one who can stop it.