Bathroom Poetry

<p>This book is not about poetry; it is simply a book to read while one relieves him or herself in the latrine bathroom head or toilet while taking a crap dropping a stool pinching a loaf dropping the kids off at the lake I could go on but I am sure you get the picture. There are quotes from the stalls of many bathroom walls found all over the world. </p><p>Now since I am male I did not have a chance to visit many if any female bathrooms (sorry ladies) so I do not have many quotes from said places. Some subject material may be offensive. Please read with cautious trepidation. Some are personal quotes things that pop into my brain at any given moment. Sometimes these thoughts are followed by bouts of laughter that cause people that are standing near me to think that I am strange. They usually react by walking away fast. But I decided to add these thoughts to Bathroom Poetry anyways. </p><p>Some quotes are famous and semifamous quotes. Some are unknown author quotes. Many of the quotes were found on the stalls of bathrooms from all over the globe. I have collected many quotes from memory during my travels around the world while serving twenty-one years in the United States Navy. </p><p>This book is meant for entertainment value only. Any words of wisdom gleaned while reading this book is pure shit-house luck.</p>