BATTLEFIELD EARTH 2024

<p>Dive in to the incredible sky-shattering Universe of Outer-Space-Extraterrestrial races their various policies and plans regarding Earth their petty politics and partisan rivalries. Truth is far stranger than non-fiction. This Happy-Go-Lucky cosmic treatise reduces the fate of the planet and Galaxy down to pithy phrases and pop-culture references that most of us should be able to enjoy. Drawing upon a lexicon of more than forty books regarding UFOs Alien Abductions and Contact-scenarios from over the last 70 years including <em>Chariots of the Gods</em> BATTLEFIELD EARTH 2024 explores the military scientific political and spiritual ramifications of the ongoing Alien invasion of the planet from the point-of-view of a mentally-unstable Veteran with PTSD. Learn all about the most annoying outer-space-Aliens that won't stop bugging us and what makes them tick. Revel in the complexity and nuance of dozens of Jesuses from across seven different Alien Star-Nations and why they all want to be like him. Learn how to protect yourself from overly-aggressive Pleiadean women who won't take no for an answer. Learn how and why the NAZIs actually won World-War-2. We got Anunnaki we got New-Age Ascended-Master Peace-creeps Zeta-Reticuli Space-Elves Space-NAZIs Reptoids Insectoids. It's going to be Mental!!! Learn why Aliens need Jesus. Like bootcamp this book is designed to melt down your brain into a quivering puddle of truth-purged goo and then build you back up again. All this and more in one big book sure to make a big splash and be the talk-of-the-town for centuries to come. And even if the Reptoids blow up the Earth to pave way for a new Interstellar bypass we vow to go down laughing all the way.</p>