Becoming K-9: A Bomb Dog's Memoir: 1 (K-9 Heroes)

Until you hoomans learn to sniff each others butts so you read each others thoughts youll need us dogs to guide you love you and make you better people.Corporal K-9 Guinness.If you thought being a K-9 is easy think again. Whats the hardest you ask? Sniffing bombs? No sir. Thats easy once you know what to look for. Apprehending perpetrators? Nope. Thats fun. The hardest part of being a K-9 is training people.Humans dont know how to communicate. Its not their fault that they have blunt teeth and no tail. As for their nose they cant tell goose guano from duck poop let alone read each others thoughts. Thats why they need dogs to guide them look after them and set them right.Becoming K-9 is the story of how I grew from a feisty pup into a fierce K-9. How I looked after my humans helped them focus on the half-full bowl of kibble and taught them unconditional love. Because whether youre young or old rich or poor dog or human theres nothing more potent than love. Not even death. Love is the only thing we take with us when we die.