BeerQuest

Because of one brave and lonely man the universe came out of a dark age of pointless orgies and into an age of enlightened orgies the universe itself was created dinosaurs became extinct on Earth Jupiter got a fixed spot the governments of Earth united in peace and the universe discovered the best beer anywhere! It's all here including a torrid threesome between a ne'er-do-well a struggling waitress and a little 4 inch tall leggy buxom astronaut from another galaxy. From our creator Knurdleigh's outside-the-box thinking came the two most weird yet true stories of our time: How the Universe was created and how the greatest beer in the universe was discovered. This is without taking into account the spot on Jupiter the extinction of the dinosaurs the enlightenment of the universe except for Earth and the sprouting of the one and true religion practiced throughout the cosmos by the greatest of all wise peoples the Drunk Monks. Bottoms up!