Before Long: Let's Move!

Trying to move to a new home... on a new block... in a unknown community?Follow Ernst and Esme as they run away from buyers remorse and through multiple back-up plans & enjoy your ride! If you like the rabbit hole of Alice in Wonderland Dave Ramsey and Garfield you will appreciate the inspiration of Before Long Lets Move.Improve the odds of finding your dream home with this 70-page illustrated-comedy adventure.If contentment is a virtue then buying the perfect place is sheer romance. Why not laugh at the not-so virtuous detours we take along the road to said contentment? Yes recognizing a few things youve learned in the maze to your sweet spot may solve many inherent problems that a new homeowner faces once innocently unforeseen.PRAISE FOR BEFORE LONG Wow! Before Long will resonate with anyone whos had an Oh my God what did we do? moment after moving into that seemingly perfect situation. I was particularly moved by this book as Im currently considering my options and found Ernst and Esmes adventures to be very illuminating. Theres something appealing about that log cabin on a mountainside that convinces the unwary that the snow wont really be that bad after all. This thoughtful well-presented and light-hearted book is actually a font of wisdom one that anyone considering making that move to the home of their dreams should consider reading. You might save yourself a lot of grief and moving which is often the same thing isnt it? Arkinslys characters seemed like old friends by the time I finished her book like my tribe even and their moving adventures seemed to echo many of my own thoughts and fears. Before Long: Sheer Romance of Finding a Home is most highly recommended. - Five Star Review Jack Magnus Readers Favorite I laughed out loud when I realized Id just done this very thing with my car! Fictional Ernst and Esme allow you to accompany them through their buyers remorse to the glee of finding a place to belong. This is a great housewarming gift or Thank You for the new Harley gift! - Verified Buyer Poking fun at a young couple searching for a place to call home Before Long teases a home buyers angst with some look-in-the-mirror humor. With the surprize ending Before Long is a very funny closing gift. - Harold Chugg Closing AgentThis comedic tall tale is the guide to alleviate risk on your road to personal happiness. Why not laugh at your discontent and ease the pain of personal financial planning.Better than a how-to home buyers fix-it manual for anniversaries housewarming parties a loan officer and home sellers thank yous. Inspirational its the fun gift to bring.#RichestManInBabylon#BuyerRemorse#Housewarming#Closing#alternative therapy#adulthood and aging#developmental psychology#humor#RomanticComedy#CoffeeTable#BrokerGift#RealtorGift#new adult#investing basics#parodies#GiftBook#parablemotorcycle giftharley davidson accessorieslifespan development#Satire