Behind The Whiskers

This Story Has Been Influenced By Real Life Escapades Involving The Author'S Two Rag Doll Cats Mr. Butters And Mr. Kitty She Who Must Be Obeyed And Alex The Plumber. Mr. Butters Is The Elder Of The Two And He Is Sleek Majestic And Fastidious In Nature Whereas Mr. Kitty Is Rotund Greedy Scruffy And Suffers Occasionally From An Ailment Described By She Who Must Be Obeyed As 'Chocbot''. These Feline Companions Love Gourmet Dining And Are Delighted When She Who Must Be Obeyed Is Discomforted As A Result Of Their Antics. The Story Invites The Reader To Share Their Dreams Fantasies And Adventures Involving Harold The Huntsman Spider Ernest The Most Enormous Earwig The Feral Cat And The Tradesmen From Hell. She Who Must Be Obeyed Engages In A Never-Ending Battle With Both Kits To Sleep Undisturbed But Is Frequently Outwitted By The Relentless Mr. Butters In His Endeavours To Establish Himself As The Head Of The Household Whilst Mr. Kitty Is Preoccupied In His Dreams At Least In Maintaining His Role As The 'King Of The Cool Kits' And Ultimately King Of The World.