Being Miss Behaved: Humorous Essays for the Politically Incorrect

Its the Miss Behaved experience that very organized responsible and dependable people secretly long to be irresponsible and artistic. Feckless and artistic people dont care. But the responsible person can become more Miss Behaved. In fact it is quite possible to even get in touch with your inner Miss Behaved child. Just tell your inner child to stop jumping on the good couch and read these Miss Behaved essays that include: The manly mans guide to dance appreciation. What to expect when you enroll your children in beautiful tasty Camp Sugar Cereal.How to be the second wife without giving up the first husband.Why two-year-old children are never ever kidnapped.The Miss Behaved experience is fun frivolous feckless and you will never look at the world the same way again.So break loose; eat cereal for dinner forget your siblings birthday skip the gym. If anyone asks just explain you are being Miss Behaved.