bekaar kee charchae / बेकार की चर्चाए : हास्य नाटक

is kitaab mein aise naatak hain jinhen padhakar aap hansate-hansate lotapot ho jaenge. sabhee naatakon ka paatr raamoojee hai. ye kuchh vaaky die gae hain aap khud padhi leejie.damaroo : (bainch par baithakar) kya hoy raha hai bhailog?totaalaal : (saamane dekhate hue) ham sab to theek hai magar tumhe kisane dhabeda?damaru : (usakee or dekhakar) kya dhaabada!balavaaree : are! dhaabada nahee dhabeda bol raha hai.tambura : (samajhaate hue) totaalaal aisa kahana chaahata hai ki tumako kisane peeta? kahaan se peetakar aa rahe ho?jagu : (saamane dekhakar) jaroor bhaabheejee se peetakar aaya hoga.chaman : (jor se) ka hua kyon hala macha rahe ho?chumkee : (sikaayat karate hue) chaachaajee besuraane mera ghoda chura liya.champak : (chumkee ko) kaisa tha ghoda?dhana : (beech mein) umr kitanee thee ghode kee?champak : (chumkee ko samajhaate hue) tumhaara ghoda nahaane gaya hoga. garmee bahut hai na isalie.duvidha : (dheere se) haan ve bahut hee jhagadaalu hai. maine to yah bhee suna hai ki unaka pati peeta hai. kushuree : (ekadam se) kisaka pita hai?duvidha : (haath hilaakar jor se) are! dhakan main pita naahee peeta kee baat kar kushuree : (duvidha se) are! use chhod na tu bata.