Best Animal Jokes Ever

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on the top of a barn? An eggroll. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk. Life without animals just wouldn't be the same! Saddle up your horse and blaze a trail through the Best Animal Jokes Ever . You're sure to find some giggles along the way... cows at the movies ducks eating quackers sheep doing ewe-turns rabbits with bad hare days oh deer! Share these jokes with your family friends and especially your pets. You might get a smile from that playful pup or a grin from your mischevious cat! Whatever you do don't expect the cattle to laugh. They've herd it all before.