Better Living Through Bad Movies

We've all heard that you learn more from failure than you do from success. Which means that all those hours spent watching crappy movies wasn't a waste of your precious and ever-dwindling life span; it was an education! And <I>Better Living Through Bad Movies</I> can show you how to extract the profound life-affirming lessons from films like Battlefield Earth Coyote Ugly and Indecent Proposal.</p>In over 50 hilarious reviews the authors show how you can use the worst movies ever made to improve your sex life (it involves cardboard cutouts and clog dancing) Apocalypse-proof your home (using the following materials: John Travolta Kevin Costner Sylvester Stallone and more Kevin Costner) and win omnipotence and a Happy Meal by solving Satan's Junior Jumble. You will also discover how to forge a love that will last a lifetime (by dating the moribund) use films like Batman and Robin and Star Wars: The Phantom Menace as grief counseling and conquer the world using common fruit bats and dry cleaning fluid. And most important of all you'll learn Hollywood's Ultimate Secret: Why Beaches and Armageddon are actually the exact same movie.