Beware of Chicken 2

<p><b>A laugh-out-loud slice-of-life martial-arts fantasy about . . . farming????</b></p><p>Jin Rou wanted to be a cultivator. A man powerful enough to defy the heavens. A master of martial arts. A lord of spiritual power. Unfortunately for him he died and now <i>I'm</i> stuck in his body.</p><p>And you know what? Things ain't actually all that bad.</p><p>I mean last year was pretty hectic. I died got reborn ran away from my sect and ultimate power started a farm made some friends awakened all my animals into Spirit Beasts so now they're running around talking and getting into life-and-death battles with super-powered bandits . . .</p><p>Oh! And I got married. Pretty neat huh?</p><p>Well this year after the Spring Planting season I'm <i>really</i> gonna relax and put down roots. It's the slow life for me. Sure the talking animals and cultivators coming to live with me are a bit weird but this year everything is gonna be basically <i>normal.</i></p><p>There <i>definitely</i> won't be any Heavenly Tribulations ancient formations or cultivator issues to deal with . . .</p><p><b>The second volume of the blockbuster progression-fantasy series-with more than 20 million views on Royal Road-now available in paperback ebook and audiobook!</b></p>