Beware of Chicken

<p><b>A laugh-out-loud slice-of-life martial-arts fantasy about . . . farming </b></p><p>Jin Rou wanted to be a cultivator. A man powerful enough to defy the heavens. A master of martial arts. A lord of spiritual power. Unfortunately for him he died and now <i>I'm</i> stuck in his body.</p><p>Arrogant Masters? Heavenly Tribulations? All that violence and bloodshed? Yeah <i>no thanks.</i> I'm getting out of here.</p><p>Farm life sounds pretty great. Tilling a field by hand is fun when you've got the strength of ten men-though <i>maybe</i> I shouldn't have fed those Spirit Herbs to my pet rooster. I'm not used to seeing a chicken move with such grace . . . but Qi makes everything kind of wonky so it's <i>probably</i> fine.</p><p>Instead of a lifetime of battle my biggest concerns are building a house the size of my harvest and the way the girl from the nearby village glares at me when I tease her.</p><p>A slow simple <i>fulfilling</i> life in a place where nothing exciting or out of the ordinary ever happens . . . <i>right?</i></p><p><b>The first volume of the blockbuster progression-fantasy series-with more than 20 million views on Royal Road-now available in paperback ebook and audiobook!</b></p>