Big Swiss

<b>** AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER NOW **</b><br><b>** SOON TO BE A MAJOR HBO SERIES STARRING JODIE COMER **</b><br><b></b><br><b>'Made me laugh and think too much (the right amount?) about sex and death and honesty.</b>' MONICA HEISEY <br><b><i>'</i>Utterly addictive. . . I laughed so hard it ached.'</b> GILLIAN ANDERSON<br><b>'Juicy, salacious and compelling. Trauma shouldn't be this fun.'</b> SARA PASCOE<br><br><i>Greta liked knowing people's secrets. That wasn't a problem. Until she met Big Swiss.</i><br><br>Big Swiss. That's Greta's nickname for her - she is tall, and she is from Switzerland. Greta can see her now: dressed top to toe in white, that adorable gap between her two front teeth, her penetrating blue eyes. She's a head-turner: including the heads of infants and dogs.<br><br>Well that's how Greta imagines seeing her; they haven't actually ever met in person. Nor has Greta actually ever been to Switzerland.<br><br>Greta and Big Swiss are not in the same room, or even the same building. Greta is miles away, sitting at a desk in her own house, wearing only headphones, fingerless gloves, a kimono, and legwarmers, transcribing this disembodied voice.<br><br>What Greta doesn't know is that she's about to bump into Big Swiss in the local dog park. A new - and not entirely honest - relationship is going to be born.<br><br>A relationship that will transform both of their lives. . .<br><br><b><u>Readers are obsessed with <i>Big Swiss</i>:</u></b><br><b></b><br><b>'This thing is a riot. I laughed out loud regularly. I've never read anything quite like it.'</b><br><b>'This book is f u n n y'</b><br><b>'The premise is bizarre but brilliant! I am ready to move to Hudson, NY to meet these folks!'</b><br><b>' I haven't read a book this engrossing for a long time.'</b><br><b>'The blend of real and wit made for a wonderfully sublime experience.'</b><br><b></b>