Bill The Vampire

<p><strong style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. HE'S NOT ONE OF THEM.</strong></p><p>My name's Bill Ryder and I have no life - and not because I program video games or play D&D. I literally have no heartbeat thanks to the night I met Sally. She was too good to be true a woman to die for. So I did bleeding out on the floor with my throat torn open.</p><p>Problem is I didn't stay dead. I'm simply not that lucky.</p><p>Now I'm a vampire surrounded by other vamps who are stronger faster and a hell of a lot better looking. It's enough to give a guy a complex. Worse their leader a douche called Night Razor can't stand me.</p><p>It might be because he can't control me like he can the others. Or maybe it's because he's a dick. Either way he's given me just ninety days to prove I'm not a total embarrassment to his coven. If I fail my ass is toast.</p><p>I'll need help though if I want to survive. Too bad my living friends are more interested in setting me on fire while Sally's obviously just using me to further her own agenda - whatever the hell that is.</p><p>Needless to say things don't look good. I may be a blood-sucking predator of the night but somehow I'm still at the bottom of the food chain.</p><p>----------</p><p>Bill The Vampire is book one of <strong>The Tome of Bill</strong> the quintessential vampire comedy series.Perfect for fans of <em style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>Shayne Silvers</em> <em style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>Steve McHugh</em> <em style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>Jim Butcher</em> and <em style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>What We Do in the Shadows</em> this hilarious horror comedy will keep you entertained from start to finish.</p><p>Don't miss out on this bloody good time! Grab your copy of <strong style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>Bill The Vampire</strong> now and prepare to sink your teeth into a world of undead mayhem and gut-busting humor.</p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>Genres: Horror Comedy Urban Fantasy Action & Adventure</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>Content Warning: adult language violence gore sexual situations sophomoric humor</span></p>