BILLY PLONKA AND THE GROT LABORATORY

<p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>It's scumpiddlinoxious!</strong></p><p></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Billy Plonka - the Prince of Stink the Monarch of Muck the Sultan of Slime the Duke of Dregs and the King of Kak! He's the most extraordinary maker of Grot in the entire world and he is inviting five individuals to visit his world-famous GROT LABORATORY!</span></p><p></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Your tour is about to start! Don't wander off! YOU! Yes YOU! I'm talking to you! Mr.Plonka would hate to lose you along the way...</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>READ the 100% unofficial parody of one the greatest children's stories of all time</span></p><p></p>