<p>An old party girl shoehorned into domestic divaship infuriated by her husband&#39;s cheating and his holier-than-thou tree-hugging no-tits and no-hips girlfriend inflicts her wrath by training a local boy in the fine art of seduction. She and her new boy toy turned love god start a gigolo business as a distraction for the neglected and mistreated housewives of Alabaster Cove.</p>