Bloodmud

<p>Bloodmud hot-rods the classic Mahabharata myth turbocharges its dirty engine and thunders into battle across the not-quite-America of the near future.<br><br>This is Geiger versus Fripp for eternal rule of the city of Loadville.<br><br>Fighting out of the hero corner the five Geiger brothers: Edmond born wearing a blue blazer and trying to live up to its status. Pepe a flamenco singer who brawls even better than he dances. Ozo and Roy twins skilled at modern art and grass cutting. And deadliest of all Tatt a globetrotting saboteur armed with Walmart's best bow and arrow.<br><br>Opposite their cousins: A mob of centuplets led by Maddox Fripp an insufferable greedzilla whose tiny fists have never punched above the belt.<br><br>When the cousins' family tree splinters the feud ruptures into war: A war of surgeons and slicers hustlers and pizzaguys tycoons and goons. A war to decide who rules Loadville and who sinks beneath the bloodmud...<br><br>Bloodmud (Mahabharata)<br>Selected Cast of Characters<br><br>The Geiger Brothers (Pandavas)<br>Born in Chapter Six and our heroes ever after...<br>Sons of Pando Kandy and Marisa with help from their biological fathers: The Regulator Ace Wheeling Charles Windrake and Drs. Thorndike and Thorndike. Grandnephews of Brick. Married to Patti.<br>Edmond Geiger (Yudhishthira): Eldest great-grandson of Mayor Shane. Firstborn son of Pando and Kandy. Named Vice Mayor of Loadville by Raster.<br>Pepe Geiger (Bhima): Second son of Pando and Kandy. Geiger commander.<br>Tatt Geiger (Arjuna): Third son of Pando and Kandy.<br>Ozo Geiger (Nakula): Son of Pando and Marisa. Twin brother of Roy.<br>Roy Geiger (Sahadeva): Son of Pando and Marisa. Twin brother of Ozo.<br>Patti (Draupadi): Daughter of Harold Wellington. Sister of Zane and Amos. Married to the five Geiger brothers.<br><br>Randolph (Kanka): Executive Vice President of Strategic Strategy InterTech. Edmond incognito.<br>Nino (Vallabh): Sous Chef Building 7 lunch shift InterTech. Pepe incognito.<br>Brandy (Brihannala): Associate Director of Latin Dance InterTech. Tatt incognito.<br>Christopher (Granthika): Buildings and Grounds Marigold Maintenance Department InterTech. Ozo incognito.<br>Yates (Tantipala): Valet staff InterTech. Roy incognito.<br>Amelie (Sairindhri): Vacuum Brigade InterTech. Patti incognito.<br><br>Teresa (Subhadra): Mother of Alastair with Tatt Geiger.<br>Lucienne (Ulupi): Mother of Ivan with Tatt Geiger.<br>Jasmina (Hidimbi): Mother of Colonel with Pepe Geiger. Works the counter at Keystone Fried Chicken.<br><br>Maddox Fripp (Duryodhana/Suyodhana): Firstborn son of Raster and Gwen. Born as Maddox Geiger. Vice Mayor of Loadville for a time.<br>Maddox's 99 brothers: Sons of Raster and Gwen. Led by Chuck (Dushasana) Maddox's eldest brother. Includes Derkham (Durmukha) Iker (Vikarna) and Dormer (Durjaya). Fripp.<br>Daphne (Duhsala): Daughter of Raster and Gwen. Married to Wayne Stinkeye.<br>Wayne Stinkeye (Jayadratha): Skamania County Commissioner. Married to Daphne. Fripp.<br><br>Uncle Vito (Krishna): Son of Vinny and Dee. Nephew of Pando and Kandy. Technically a cousin of the five Geiger brothers. Leader of the Bearclaw Militia. Geiger.<br><br>Zane (Dhrishtadyumna): Son of Harold Wellington. Brother of Patti and Amos. Brother-in-law of the five Geiger brothers. Geiger general.<br><br>Seth Burkholder (Satanika): Chairman Burkholder's roving son. Geiger.<br><br>Karl (Karna): Raised by a trucker. Named Mayor of Cypress Plaza III by Maddox. Fripp third general.<br><br>***An action-adventure modern retelling of the Mahabharata epic myth storytale classic! Killer!</p>