Blue Tara: Or How Is a Hyacinth Macaw Parrot Like a Tibetan Goddess?: 1 (Princess Tara Chronicles)

I originally got a parrot because an old black guy with a parrot store convinced me that would help me pick up chicks. And I dont mean the poultry kind. Picked out a parrot at this old black guys bird store here in Seattle that was big blue and loud. And a princess. The loudness I didnt learn about until too late. But that was the least of my problems. First of all turns out I did not actually pick out the parrot. The parrot picked me. Not only was the parrot big blue and loud. And a princess. The parrot was a witch. Not a figurative or allegorical witch. A literal witch. A witch of the spell casting kind. The abracadabra kind. A witch with a coffee addiction and a penchant for pizza and beer. Once I entered the bird store the parrot cast a spell. The kind of spell that caused me to clean out my bank account for a big loud blue-feathered witch. The kind of witch who did not abide with girlfriends. The kind of witch who did not abide with not getting her way. The kind of witch who turned out to be my guardian angel and the proverbial albatross around my neck at the same time. A witch named Princess Tara.