B.N. Napoleon P.I.

B.N. Napoleon is a female Private Eye who sometimes when the situation warrants it becomes a male by dressing in a man's suit shoes and wearing a false moustache. Her hair is cut short and fortunately she is under endowed. She does this when it becomes apparent that a prospective client conveys he or she is looking for a male private investigator at which time Barbara Napoleon informs them that her brother will be back in town in the morning and if they will leave a phone number she will inform her brother B.N. and he will call in the morning upon his return. Thus the transformation the next morning to B.N. Napoleon P.I. <P>