Book of Classic Insults The

Here is the ultimate collection of the funniest nastiest and most outrageous classic insults in one easy reference. You''ll find putdowns and zingers from famous literary figures politicians comedians and movie stars on everything from appearance marriage and manners to food politics sports and religion. A few choice picks:On the Sexes:Girls bore me-they still do. I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I''ve ever known.-- Walt DisneyOn Food:I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead-not sick not wounded-dead.-- Woody AllenOn Politics:Nobody likes to be called a liar. But to be called a liar by Bill Clinton is really a unique experience.-- Ross PerotOn Books:The paperback is very interesting but I find it will never replace a hardcover bookit makes a very poor doorstop.-- Alfred HitchcockTo give a foe an insult or a friend a left-handed compliment with the acuity and flair of such masters as Oscar Wilde Dorothy Parker and Mel Brooks The Book of Classic Insults is the answer.