Born to Pun

<b>The Ultimate Collection of Punny Wordplay</b> <p/>Make every day funny punny with this massive book of over 1400 puns. Perfect for word nerds class clowns and dads everywhere never miss an opportunity to deliver a groan-inducing yet hilarious one-liner. <p/>- The pliers said to the wrench Get a grip. You're losing it!<br>- The marionette's cardiologist warned him to change his lifestyle because he was too high-strung.<br>- When the President's family picnic was hit by a cold hard rain the band struck up Hail to The Chief.<br>- Q: How do vampires like their stakes?<br>A: Rare.<br>- Do dealers in Las Vegas casinos walk with a shuffle?<br>- The young ear of corn was considered a rising star in the Marine Corps; he quickly rose to the rank of kernel.