Bossy Brothers: Alonzo

TARALonnie Derringer is a filthy-mouthed dirty-talking long-distance fling. (Thats been going on for two years.) I know I know. Thats not a fling. This might be getting serious. I think about him all the time. I look forward to our quickie lunch dates and the way he whispers in my ear every night from two-thousand miles away. Hes the best boyfriend I never had.Until I find out his name isnt Lonnie its Alonzo. Until I find out hes not some boring accountant with a dead-end job hes a six-foot-four yoked-out tatted-up fisherman who never wears a shirt!Thats right girls. Hes been catfishing me online for two... freaking... years!And then he becomes more than just the best boyfriend Ive never had.He becomes my target.ALONZOTara Tanner is the perfect long-distance girlfriend who lives in the Land of Far Far Away.Shes a blonde bookish bundle of sexy-overachiever. A wicked little siren with a filthy mind and an eye for pencil skirts. And every time I ask her to send-me-a-pic-or-it-never-happened she goes above and beyond.She is quite simply the most perfect woman Ive ever had the pleasure to never meet.I didnt set out to lie to her and I didnt expect to meet her. But one day she shows up at my house and guess what?She wasnt the only one being catfished for two years. Because shes not who she said she was either. Bossy Brothers: Alonzo can be read as book five in the Bossy Brothers series or as a standalone story and features a sexy game of guess-who between a librarian obsessed with pencil skirts and a fisherman tatted up with mermaids. Its long-distance fling filled with dirty-talking sexy selfies and safely-hidden secrets... until it isnt.Until the day they meet and realize... Love in the Land of fake Far Far Away cant ever compare to the real thing.