Bozophobia

Bozophobia a comic crime romance tells the story of Franklin a clown hiding from heartbreak behind sarcasm and greasepaint who falls for a clown-hating mystery woman on the run. Is she the Baggy Pants Slasher notorious killer of clowns? Or is she a patsy for the real killer? When a local bozo turns up dead it looks like shes the killer. Shes forced to hide out with Franklin. He finds the more he learns about her the less he believes she could be the infamous killer. Yes she hates clowns. Yes she has a hair-trigger temper and a knack for creative violence. Yes she has blackouts that coincide with a rash of deadly attacks on clowns around town. But a damsel in distress appeals to the hero inside every clown. So when a determined low-rent private eye shows up ready to win fame and fortune by fingering her as the Slasher Franklin takes it upon himself to find a way to solve the mystery of the real Baggy Pants Slasher. If he fails hes next on the hit list. If he succeeds he might just save her from life in prison and win himself a juggling partner for life. Either way it will be a wow finish neither of them see coming.