Brandi Must Die

<p>Finding love is hard in your 30s: it's that awkward time between the pre-marriage bang 'em all 20's and the post-divorce bang 'em all again 40's. This book is about one man's mission to meet the one or die trying... or she might even die who knows?</p><p> </p><p>Did Bukowski and Hunter S. Thompson have a love child? Maybe they did... It was this book. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.</p><p>The book features artwork from the author himself. Don't worry... His writing is much better than his drawing!</p><p> </p><p>Trigger Warning #1: If you're an SJW fascist or Republican you will not like this book put it down! </p><p> </p><p>Trigger Warning #2: You will be offended at some point: I make ethnic jokes my sense of humor is patently absurd I use harsh language and at times I'm somewhat critical of the fairer sex. If this bothers you go cry by yourself... Do not Tweet like a Donald Trump wannabe.</p>