BRIAN EVANS IS... THE TRANS-DIMENSIONAL SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM REPAIR MAN

Brian Evans is dead but... Brian Evans is also dead lucky! The Supreme Being in His Infinite Wisdom has allowed Brian to serve his purgatorial sentence as a Trans-Dimensional Space-Time Repair Person - a time travelling freelance Fate Adjuster whose job it is to zip around the universe causing enabling or preventing the millions of incidents that keep time space and fate in order following The Supreme Being's Great Cosmic Plan. Brian has been given one final repair - the successful completion of which will enable him to at last pass over into the Great Light of the Bliss Eternal and become thought in The Great Cosmic Mind Of The Supreme Being. On the face of it Brian's last mission seems to be a piece of cake but it's not as simple as he at first imagines. Join afterlifer Brian as he probes the mysteries of God the universe life death love sex and parking spaces while trying his damndest to get into the knickers of suicidal Sonia Smith a 22 year old wank-line 'telesales' person.