Bride of the Sea Monster: 9 (Welcome to Hell)

Watch out for those umbrella drinks. Not even one day at sea and I find myself the bride of a sea monster.In order to break a curse I am supposed to marry a sea monster. Considering I only barely tolerate seafood that isnt going to work for me.Nor will I be guilted into doing it. Why should I wreck my life for a stranger?Instead I leave on a cruise and get bitch-slapped by fate. The first night aboard not only do I get wasted I accidentally wind up married to the multi-armed beast Id sworn to avoid.Turns out hes not half bad though which is why I am trying to find a way to break the curse before he turns into a monster forever.