Briefs Balls But No Boiled Egg

<p>The question was would she be the victim of itching powder on the toilet roll?</p><p>As a youngster why did I trash library books for fun?</p><p>Will the Friday Boys survive the 20-foot waves of the monstrous river Wye?</p><p> </p><p>In my 57 years I have survived my parents marriage my parents divorcing death and adoption.</p><p>I have spent 30 years plus pimping barristers out and pumping up their egos’.</p><p>I’ve played most ball sports there is taught strange folk to drive cars sold houses and delivered rabbits and hamsters all over the UK</p><p>I will introduce you to the world renowned Friday Boys too.</p><p>Now if that’s not exciting what is?</p><p> </p><p>I am an ordinary chap who has been lucky to travel to far-flung places and lived to tell the tale.</p><p>I hope you find this book humourous informative and a joy to read.</p><p>If you do enjoy this book half as much as I’ve lived it we will both be very happy.</p>