Bright Lights Big Ass

Jen Lancaster hates to burst your happy little bubble but life in the big city isn''t all it''s cracked up to be. Contrary to what you see on TV and in the movies most urbanites aren''t party-hopping in slinky dresses and strappy stilettos. But lucky for us Lancaster knows how to make the life of the lower crust mercilessly funny and infinitely entertaining. Whether she''s reporting rude neighbors to Homeland Security harboring a crush on her grocery store clerk or fighting-and losing-the Battle of the Stairmaster- Lancaster explores how silly strange and not-so-fabulous real city living can be. And if anyone doesn''t like it they can kiss her big fat pink puffy down parka.