Bring Me The Arse Of Saddam: A true story of an SAS man at war with the British Establishment

I write in the first person and this book follows my adventure across Iraq with the USMC and into England. Ive served in 2 Para and 22 SAS. Ive worked as a military adviser and as a photojournalist. Ive survived eight wars. Ive been bombed shot napalmed stabbed and bitten - Ive been lucky bastard for sure! I was the first person in the world to be arrested by British Police and threatened with a seven to ten stretch for breaching The United Nations Sanction - Order 2003 Article 8 (stealing or knowingly taking Iraqi cultural property). The cultural property in question was a large piece of bronze--Saddam Husseins left buttock from that iconic statue the United States Marine Corps pulled down in Baghdad 2003. When I put it up for sale with a price tag of £25000 to raise money for military charities a whole pile of grief suddenly descended upon me and one could have been forgiven for thinking had we moved to DEFCON 2? Had the police gone totally bonkers? Who was pushing the bells of the British Government? And who was dropping the full weight of the Law down on me and why?