Broadsword Calling Johnny Boy

Most weekends Major Smith and a beautiful blonde named Mrs H decided to go on holiday. From APAC HQ based in Singapore accompanied by their spoiled expat brats code-named cost center 1 and 2 (aka CC1 and 2) accompany them on family holidays to far and wide. Plus a lot of running. Filled with ripping yards riddled with a lack of plot and written on exotic locations through Asia Australasia Europe and Hull Broadsword Calling Johnny Boy is the perfect accompaniment to fulfill boredom for the unassuming modern family. It also doubles as a Christmas present and toilet paper.5 star humour I nearly peed myself - M ShelleyPulitzer prize in the bag - best thing I've read in years - C DickensI can't wait for the next book - page turner all the way - J Ripper Order your copy today.