Brocabulary

<p><em>Bro-cab-u-lary</em> (n.): A revolutionary new lexicon for bonding with your bros</p><p>Put down your BlackBerry you PDA-hole and step into the testosterzone with <em>Brocabulary</em>. Wax fandiloquent about your favorite team or have a fargone-versation at the bar. <em>Brocabulary</em> leaves the vagibberish to the chicks and shows you how to: </p><ul><p><li>Define your stripping point (the precise number of Jäger shots it takes to make a woman want to get naked with you).</li></p><p><li>Conceal a bangover after a night of excessive sex.</li></p><p><li>Elect yourself the next Abraham Drinkin' and make an Inebriation Proclamation (Four whores and seven beers ago . . .).</li></p></ul><p>Stop brocrastinating!</p><p>It's time to become everyone's guydol by leaving your mark on dudescussions for generations to come.</p>