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At The End Of An Alleyway In London A Dark Blue Jaguar Is Found Neatly Parked Into An Inconveniently Placed Brick Wall. There Is No Sign Of The Driver Or Any Clue As To Who They Were.Meanwhile A Group Of Cynics Who Are Fed Up With How Futile The World Has Become Decide To Payback Society In A Series Of The Most Bizarre And Pointless Terrorist Attacks Ever.The WorldS Media Attempt To Discover If There Is Any Link Between These Two Incidents Or A Link Between Any Of A Number Of Random Incidents They Overheard Being Discussed Down The Pub At Lunchtime.