Bunch of Snake Freaks! A Brit's Take on Dead Pets Sleazeballs and Other Fun Movie Stuff

<p><strong>You like movies because you're one of life's great watchers.</strong></p><p> </p><p>So says Woody Allen's irked soon-to-be-ex-wife in <em>Play It Again Sam</em> obviously having had enough of his sedentary lifestyle. Hmm I think she would have left me too.</p><p> </p><p>But hey do a female's myriad charms really stack up against the corny delights of <em>Cocktail</em> the vicious cynicism of <em>The Sweet Smell of Success</em> the dark ferocity of <em>The Thing</em> the fantastic imagination of <em>Westworld</em> the perverted milieu of <em>Happiness </em>or the heartbreak of <em>Kes</em>?</p><p> </p><p>For these are just some of the films covered in the fifth part of this lewd politically incorrect guide to the treasures of twentieth century cinema. Author Dave Franklin also throws in a bevy of bitches the worst-ever holidays and a tribute to old men feasting on teenage flesh.</p>