Butterscotch and Marmalade's Wild Adventure

Butterscotch and Marmalade are two little girls like any other; they love mouse eyes for breakfast frogs and sending plagues of hairnets to attack unsuspecting peasants. Oh and they live with a witch on the edge of a magical forest called Piddly Woods. Follow the girls as they embark on their first adventure into a world of magic singing fig rolls and short-sighted fairies to find the very last dragon alive before Prince Malcolm makes sandwiches out of it. Absolutely fascinating who knew you could play tennis with cheese.-The Daily Herring After reading this I had wind.-The Confused Lamppost Sensational I would visit Poop any time . . . oh isn't this a travel book?-The Clarified Butter