Caddie Esoterica

<i>Caddie Esoterica</i> is not a novel in the dildo style: its color and shape do not make obvious the senses it would stimulate nor its intended mode of use.<p> To the New Ur Country Club on unenchanted Corpus Elvi Island arrives Carl a caddie to record his passage through this strangest of seasons. Carl stands witness to rain rape horrific bunker play and a great caddie effort to win and bury the body of a fallen friend. Autumn is denied. Following summer comes a super-tropical season: wood and wild reclaim the course and golf devolves to survival bloodsport.<p> Irreverent and comedic crazed and lucid lofty and lowly: from the shadowland between madness and genius comes Caddie Esoterica a fractal seaspray of style theme texture and tone and unlike any novel you will ever read.<p> It will leave you gasping like... a lungfish in the muck.<br> -Castor Spurgines <i>The Postformalist Review of Books</i><p> **** (highest rating) ...invectively inventive laconically iconoclastic.... Gaddis meets Borges breaks his glasses and steals his wallet.<br> -Claudia Vega-Reyes <i>Auntie Dee's Constructionalism Quarterly</i><p> A semiotic tour-de-force for the post-Derrida lifeworld. Read it and be beautiful.<br> -Herman U. Dix <i>The Iowa Tractor and Manure Supplement</i>