Call It Fête

<p><strong style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>I will do <em>anything </em>to join the Perfect Parent Club. Even if it means swallowing my pride and joining up with my kid's sexy new teacher to win the PTA end-of-term competition.</strong></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>As if single-handedly bringing up a six-year-old isn't enough of a ballache I've only gone and gotten myself signed up to help with the summer </span><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(32 33 34 1)>fête</span><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>. The challenge? To raise as much money as possible so that the school can build a new playground.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Of course I'm late to the kick-off meeting. To punish me my cranky old headmistress pairs me with Mr Jameson a bloke that looks as sexy as Clark Kent and is as clever as a librarian. I'm screwed. Not only did I empty a glass of water over him the first time we met but I manhandled him then shuffled off like a creep.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>For the sake of the </span><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(32 33 34 1)>fête</span><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> he gives me another chance but it doesn't take long for our attention to shift from the stall to each other. When my controlling mum and my piss-taking brothers get involved things only go from bad to fucking worse.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Can we get our shit together long enough for me to prove I </span><em style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>am</em><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> a good dad for Rory or will our stall sink?</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>----------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>For fans of Alexis Hall's BOYFRIEND MATERIAL this cosy queer British romance will warm your soul and its millennial voice will keep you chuckling all the way through.</span></p><p></p>