Calm Down and Panic

<p>Adam a big-city slicker from the East has his life upheaved when an infamous outlaw steals his dog. Adam journeys West and then some with the help of a legendary bounty hunter known as The Boots of Wrath. However things take a... and I don't want to freak you out or nothing... but things get a little crazy as he learns the West is a little wilder than he was expecting. And so Edward and Adam along with some other people he meets later go on a journey of danger and adventure but ultimately find themselves on a path to self-discovery.</p><p> </p><p>The book is pretty good. Not to brag or anything but there's a talking octopus and a dragon a little near the end I don't know what page exactly but it's in there somewhere. There's also like...let's see what else...There's uh...There's a cactus...and a bartender. I think. I don't really remember. Maybe there's not a bartender...</p><p> </p><p>Well I guess you're just gonna have to read the book.</p><p> </p><p>Will Adam get his dog back? Will The Boots of Wrath earn his title? Is there a bartender?</p><p>Find out in Calm Down and Panic Book One: THE BOOTS OF WRATH!!</p><p> </p><p>Or don't.</p><p> </p><p>You could do something else if you want. I'm not your dad.</p><p> </p><p>Unless you want me to be your dad.</p><p> </p><p>It's a little weird but ok.</p><p> </p><p>I love you son.</p>