Calmos and Tom's Adventures I

This book is about the daft scary and possibly exciting adventures of Calmos Harr and Tom Titterington. In this book adventures include: Pizzaz Van otherwise known as The Powerfully Inefficient Ziggy Zuggy Asswipe Zenzilator The creation of the world's favourite coin-slinging superhero Torso Man and his super-villain counterpart Iron Leg and The case of the stolen cabbage! Prepare yourself for a world of flying heads cursing dead israelis and many stolen knees!