Carnage À Trois

<p><strong style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>ONE GEEK TRAPPED IN A LETHAL LOVE TRIANGLE.</strong></p><p><span style=color: rgba(102 102 102 1); background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)>My name's Bill Ryder and oddly enough my lack of heartbeat is probably the least concerning thing in my life. My witch girlfriend has been marked for death by a vampire temptress who wants me for herself. With both sides spoiling for a fight the chances of them talking out their problems over lunch are slim.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(102 102 102 1); background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)>While I'd love to help smooth things over I've been way too distracted dealing with evil leprechauns and redneck werewolves. Worse something massive has recently been spotted prowling the waters of the Hudson - a titanic creature of </span><em style=color: rgba(102 102 102 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>biblical</em><span style=color: rgba(102 102 102 1); background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)> proportions that's about to surface and go all kaiju on our asses.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(102 102 102 1); background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)>With a tidal wave of chaos closing in I'll need to choose between my friends my feelings and the fate of the world. Sadly there's little hope of saving everyone I hold dear from the carnage that's about to punch all of humanity square in the moby dick.</span></p><p>----------</p><p>Join Bill Ryder in this sidesplitting vampire comedy that blends humor horror and stakes to the heart. If you enjoy authors like <em>Jim Butcher</em> <em>Hunter Blain</em> <em>Domino Finn</em> or <em>Shane Silvers</em> then you'll want to sink your teeth into the thrilling world of <strong>Bill of the Dead</strong> today.</p><p>Don't miss out on the laughter and adventure! Grab your copy now and immerse yourself in a supernatural rollercoaster ride that will leave you craving more.</p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>Genres: Horror Comedy Urban Fantasy Action & Adventure</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>Content Warning: adult language violence gore sexual situations sophomoric humor</span></p>