Carnage À Trois

<p><strong style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)><em>ONE GEEK TRAPPED IN A LETHAL LOVE TRIANGLE.</em></strong></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)>My name's Bill Ryder and oddly enough my lack of heartbeat is probably the least concerning thing in my life right now. My witch girlfriend has been marked for death by a vampire temptress who wants me for herself. With both sides spoiling for a fight the chances of them talking out their problems over tea are slim.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)>While I'd love to help smooth things over I've been way too distracted dealing with evil leprechauns and redneck werewolves. Worse something massive has been spotted prowling the waters of the Hudson - a titanic creature of </span><em style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)>biblical</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)> proportions that's about to surface and go all kaiju on our asses.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)>With a tidal wave of chaos closing in I'll need to choose between my friends my feelings and the fate of the world. Sadly there's little hope of saving everyone I hold dear from the ancient terrors looking to punch all of humanity right in the moby dick.</span></p><p></p><p>----------</p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)>Join Bill Ryder in this hysterical vampire comedy that blends humor horror and stakes to the heart. If you enjoy </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)>Jim Butcher</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)> </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)>Hunter Blain</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)> </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)>Domino Finn</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)> or </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)>Shane Silvers</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)> then you'll want to sink your teeth into the thrilling world of </span><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)>The Tome of Bill</strong><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)> today.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(49 49 49 1)>Don't miss out on the laughter and adventure! Grab your copy now and immerse yourself in a supernatural rollercoaster ride that will leave you thirsting for more.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>Content Warning: adult language violence gore sexual situations sophomoric humor</span></p>