<p>&quot;Christmas?&quot;</p><p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &quot;Too commercialized.&quot;</p><p>&quot;Krampusnacht?&quot;</p><p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &quot;Too mainstream.&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>When Brian and Carol came to England all they wished for was the most traditional holiday celebration they could find:</p><p>a dance in the village square dinner in the inn's taproom and a lovely winter stroll beneath the stars.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>No one told them to be careful what they wished for.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>They might just get it.</p>