Carpet Diem: or How to Save the World by Accident

Good and Evil do not exist.God and Satan are brother and sister and the Big Bang was a giant cockup.Now over 13 billion years later the most important item in all of creation is Simon Debovars living room carpet. And someone just stole it.Can Simon overcome his anti-social nature and recover his carpet before it costs him his life?And more importantly should he?Brace yourself for a witty sexy sweary romp through a world of angels demons witches immortals and talking deer. Join Simon and his alcoholic foul-mouthed Great Aunt Harriet as they stumble their way from one near disaster to the next with the fate of the world at stake.Get Carpet Diem today and experience the hilarious twisted imagination of Justin Lee Anderson.