Carpet Diem

<p>Good and Evil do not exist.</p><p>God and Satan are brother and sister and the Big Bang was a giant cockup.</p><p>Now over 13 billion years later the most important item in all of creation is Simon Debovar's living room carpet. And someone just stole it.</p><p>Can Simon overcome his anti-social nature and recover his carpet before it costs him his life?</p><p>And more importantly should he?</p><p>Brace yourself for a witty sexy sweary romp through a world of angels demons witches immortals and talking deer. Join Simon and his alcoholic foul-mouthed Great Aunt Harriet as they stumble their way from one near disaster to the next with the fate of the world at stake.</p><p>Get Carpet Diem today and experience the hilarious twisted imagination of Justin Lee Anderson.</p>